Ep. 18 - Fifty Shades Freed by EL James

Heaving Bosoms

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🗓️ 5 February 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Hooo dangy, the movie is coming out, so we thought you might need a refresher on the final book in the Fifty Shades of Grey series, Fifty Shades Freed! If you read the title and thought, "oh goody, they break up?" you're in good company. Erin's fiance thought the same thing. Alas, no! Go with us on a 580 page journey where things finally happen in the last 20% of the book. Get ready for some verbing of nouns that don't verb (Mel thinks she's soooo charming), frank discussions about the mile high club, and nature making her presence KNOWN in Alaska. Please note, we speak quite a bit about controlling tendencies, emotional abuse, etc. Self Love Recommendations: Erin - if you want to relive middle school, Tamagotchi came out with a 25th anniversary pet! Also, dogs. Melody - CLEANSE! She's currently on week two of a food based cleanse and she's feeling spry and her crazy sugar cravings are gone. If you feel like you need to reset after the holiday madness, a cleanse is a great way to do that. Mentioned in this episode:Love the show? Leave a review! Give HB a 5 Star rating and review wherever you listen! It helps us grow and makes us feel like 1 million dollars. And we're still doing the bribe! If you leave a 5 Star review, we'll guarantee to review whatever book or movie you recommend!

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Heaving Boussoms. The podcast were two friends, recap, review, giggle and snort over a new romance novel each week.
0:20.8	We thought you might need a refresher going into the movie release later this week,
0:25.0	so we decided to cover 50 Shades Freed by E.L. James.
0:30.0	Let's jump right in. Squiggle line.
0:34.0	Squiggle lines.
0:40.0	Okay, hi, Aaron.
0:44.0	But they're just like little blips.
0:45.0	Hi, now.
0:47.0	Are your squiggly lines backed up better than ever?
0:50.0	Yes.
0:51.0	Excellent.
0:52.0	We are joined here in the studio with Rooster the dog.
0:55.0	Wait, no, she's not in the room.
0:57.0	She has to be because this moose is just walking around outside.
1:00.0	Okay, all right, we've had some Moose drama listener. We tried starting this
1:06.0	podcast already and then a Moose came up onto Aaron's porch. I tried to get it my house you guys I almost had a moose
1:15.3	burglar. Yeah and so my dog went crazy and I was like what is this bitch barking
1:20.7	out like another leaf blue down the street like
1:23.0	drama canine there's yeah there's a child outside is that what she's
1:27.3	freaking out about and then I'm like okay now I'm sorry my dog's acting up
1:30.6	because we usually record at like 3 a.m.
1:32.6	when my house is very, very quiet and Rouser can't be roused
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