You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at that people are stupid.

And they still are stupid.

The last three meals I've eaten, I've ruined my shirts. I've gotten a stain on my shirt. Why? I just, I don't know. I'm a messy eater. I'm not messy as I'm eating. I just, I always end up like, because you fidget. Spilling something on my shirt. Because you fidget. And then it's like, fuck, I have a state. like I have to throw out shirts on a monthly basis because I'm like I can't get the stain out.

Well that makes no sense because all filling something on my shirt. Because you fidget. And then it's like, fuck, I have a state. Like, I have to throw out shirts on a monthly basis because I'm like, I can't get the stain out.

Well, that makes no sense because all stains come out.

That's not true at all. Well, you got to San Tudja gets everything out. No. She gets, stop picking your fingers. Not everything. Stop picking those fingers. She did a good job on the shirt that I wore up here Wednesday because I got to stay on that one.

I was, as I opened my.

I got to stay on that one. I was, as I opened my... I got Chipotle. Okay. Yeah, speaking of words, everyone come on the last Patreon episode. Fill me in. When we were arguing about the word ubiquitous because I was using that word and then you made fun of me for using it. I was making fun of you in a teasing way, not a bad way. And then I was like, people comment below, like comment on the Patreon.

Explain what happened.

No, I just did. Not really. I don't think people got it. I was using the word ubiquitous. We were talking about... Three times. Well, you were talking about how iPhone... We were talking about the Apple lawsuit. and how I was like iPhones are so ubiquitous

that everyone has one

that there almost should be some sort of regulation

because everyone has one

that there almost should be some sort of regulation because like everyone has insurance so we're all okay with them regulating it. Everyone has healthcare so we're all okay with them regulating it. So I use the word ubiquitous to... Okay. Which is by the way the perfect word for that. It was a good word. That was not... I know you're a smart guy And I said it's a little pretentious of you using big words.

Right.

And then I said, I feel like people for that. It was a good word. That was not, I know you're a smart guy. And I said,

it's a little pretentious

of you using big words.

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