Ep. 179 Carlos Castaneda: Mama Mia, Sharks are Stupid!

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

History, True Crime, Comedy

4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We're back this week with one of the CRAZIEST stories we've ever covered on the podcast. Join us as Mando takes Paige and our special guest, Todd from Horror Virgin, through the life and education of Carlos Castaneda. His story is one filled with tons of twists and turns and during this two part series you'll be learning the full thing. Strap in. You're not even close to ready. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, this is Armando Torres
0:01.6	and you're listening to the show before the show.
0:04.1	And I'm Paige Wesley.
0:05.5	And with us, we have Todd Schlosser.
0:07.6	Yay!
0:10.2	We have got an amazing episode for you this week
0:13.0	and we are very blessed to be joined by Todd J. Awesome.
0:17.8	AKA Todd Locksmith.
0:20.0	The J is for phenomenal.
0:21.9	Absolutely, yeah.
0:23.8	And who is, for some reason,
0:25.8	for giving us, for tricking him so badly on Earth,
0:29.8	on a very transparent episode of the April Fools version.
0:34.5	That's still God people, though.
0:36.2	I love how he vaguely calls me dumb in the intro.
0:39.5	It are very easily discoverable prank episode
0:44.9	that he did not get until we revealed it.
0:47.0	Todd, I don't know what you expect.
0:48.6	In this episode of Hope Podcast,
0:50.4	it takes maybe six minutes before I'm like,
0:52.1	yeah, I'm gonna fuck your mom, Todd.
0:53.7	That is true.
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