Ep. 177: When Toddlers Hit: The Horror!

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week on a special Halloween episode of One Bad Mother: aaaaaahhhh!!!! Something is hitting you...and it's coming from within the house! Biz and Theresa talk about our toddlers hitting, how much it sucks and what, if anything, we can do about it. Plus Biz embraces her inner witch and there are no babies in Theresa's house! Happy Halloween! Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are ThirdLove and Bombas Socks. OBM listeners can try a ThirdLove bra for free for 30 days. Just pay $2.99 upfront for shipping - if it’s not your new favorite bra, returns and exchanges are always free. Visit www.thirdlove.com/badmother to start your free trial today. OBM listeners can visit bombas.com for 20% off four or more pairs of socks. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://www.awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://www.adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is Bins. I'm a part-time working mom with a toddler's son and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:06.0	And I'm Theresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys and another on the way.
0:10.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:13.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.
0:15.8	This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.0	This week on a special Halloween one-bad mother.
0:25.0	A!
0:28.0	Something is hitting you and it's coming from within the house.
0:31.0	Plus, Viz embraces her inner witch,
0:34.1	and there are no babies in Theresa's house.
0:36.7	Ooh!
0:37.7	You guys the luck of the light on business face.
0:47.0	It's like parenting has almost robbed me from enjoying Halloween.
0:51.0	I know.
0:52.0	It really, it really, it's like Halloween's becoming my
0:54.1	fucking banjo guys for those of you who are new to the show. I just can't,
0:58.8	we'll never learn this banjo. Halloween is exciting. How are you? Theresa, do you have the spooks?
1:07.0	They got the spooks? Are you ready for some spooky Halloween?
1:10.0	And like preparing for this week's show I realized, I was like got nothing to talk about and now that we're in the booth I'm like
1:16.7	Yeah, we have like a hundred things to talk about what are you are you ready for spooky Halloween? What are the kids going to be?
1:23.0	Are you guys going to forbid them from having candy?
1:25.5	Are you going to just let them gorge themselves?
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