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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep. #177: Here's the Bingo Update

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Doug has a Bingo update and he shares it from a hotel adjacent to the Tucson ICU with Chad Shank, Jobi, Brett Erickson, Kelly Carpenter and Ggreg Chaille.
Doug's new special, "NO PLACE LIKE HOME", available on cd Nov 20, 2016. Pre-order now at Amazon.com.
Recorded Nov. 14, 2016 at a hotel near the ICU in Tucson, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Jobi (@StanhopesCDP), Brett Erickson (@IBrettMyPants), Kelly Carpenter, and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
Check out Bert Kreischer's Special THE MACHINE now showing on Showtime.
LINKS: Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org/ Closing song, "Where To Put The Flowers"' by Amy Bingo Bingaman. Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's audio book, "Digging Up Mother", HERE.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

She knows how to hit the button. Super full moon.

0:04.0

Sirens in the background. Back patio of a nearby hotel.

0:11.0

Hotel adjacent. Hotel adjacent.

0:15.0

And the weather's warm.

0:20.0

The homemade cocktails are cold.

0:26.0

They're flowing. Some people are awake. Some people are asleep.

0:32.0

Some people are in commas.

0:35.0

Yeah. We're losing. We're losing people, which might not be bad.

0:41.0

Oh, shit. Sorry, Tracy. All right. Here's here's the bingo update is who fucking knows.

0:50.0

We up. She started speaking words six days in, I guess, trying to speak.

1:00.0

That's the problem with doing Twitter updates is there's only so much you can tell.

1:04.0

You can't go into detail. She sat up and said, I got a pee was her first sentence.

1:13.0

She said, if you ever saw the old movie Motel Hell where they they kill the guests.

1:21.0

But they keep them alive and they bury them. That's how they make their sausage.

1:25.0

They had the best sausage and people come from miles around, but they're made out of people.

1:29.0

So they keep the people alive and they cut their vocal cords and bury them up to the next in the backyard.

1:35.0

So that's how bingo is talking.

1:40.0

You're in the hospital. So yeah, there's a lot of translation, but there was enough.

1:50.0

That you know that she's understanding you and she can recognize people in the room.

1:55.0

Yeah, you know, she knows you. You know, she told me we got to get these.

1:59.0

Yeah, she wouldn't tell me what she needed, which frustrating.

2:03.0

The most frustrating is she'll make sentences where you can make out everything, but the punch line.

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