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🗓️ 17 November 2016
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | She knows how to hit the button. Super full moon. |
0:04.0 | Sirens in the background. Back patio of a nearby hotel. |
0:11.0 | Hotel adjacent. Hotel adjacent. |
0:15.0 | And the weather's warm. |
0:20.0 | The homemade cocktails are cold. |
0:26.0 | They're flowing. Some people are awake. Some people are asleep. |
0:32.0 | Some people are in commas. |
0:35.0 | Yeah. We're losing. We're losing people, which might not be bad. |
0:41.0 | Oh, shit. Sorry, Tracy. All right. Here's here's the bingo update is who fucking knows. |
0:50.0 | We up. She started speaking words six days in, I guess, trying to speak. |
1:00.0 | That's the problem with doing Twitter updates is there's only so much you can tell. |
1:04.0 | You can't go into detail. She sat up and said, I got a pee was her first sentence. |
1:13.0 | She said, if you ever saw the old movie Motel Hell where they they kill the guests. |
1:21.0 | But they keep them alive and they bury them. That's how they make their sausage. |
1:25.0 | They had the best sausage and people come from miles around, but they're made out of people. |
1:29.0 | So they keep the people alive and they cut their vocal cords and bury them up to the next in the backyard. |
1:35.0 | So that's how bingo is talking. |
1:40.0 | You're in the hospital. So yeah, there's a lot of translation, but there was enough. |
1:50.0 | That you know that she's understanding you and she can recognize people in the room. |
1:55.0 | Yeah, you know, she knows you. You know, she told me we got to get these. |
1:59.0 | Yeah, she wouldn't tell me what she needed, which frustrating. |
2:03.0 | The most frustrating is she'll make sentences where you can make out everything, but the punch line. |
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