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EP 177 - Adventure! - You Are A Shark

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9807 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

It's time to morph into a shark! But sadly we're not reading Animophs and fighting an alien resistance, we're a dumb kid trespassing into an ancient temple and cursed by a vague monk! Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole read through the 80s Choose Your Own Adventure book: You Are A Shark by Edward Packard. Despite the direct title, it's really hard for us to get the animal form we want and really run through the fauna of the world. Will we get to punch out that smug mystic cursing us? Or will we die to humans? This is one of the most brutal CYOA stories, evoking the infamous Back to Pass episode.

Adventure starts at 12:23

Off-Topics: Trouble is a fake idea, the idea of sharks

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
 
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

Transcript

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The I learned that trouble is a fake idea.

0:34.1

The first moment, I don't think I, it didn't really set in until you said it to me.

0:38.9

I believe that's an Akewood quote.

0:41.5

Oh.

0:41.6

Oh, I didn't, I didn't, I assume that was a Kevin original.

0:45.7

No, that's from the old internet, but I do.

0:47.3

I think I said trouble is fake idea a few times.

0:49.8

You have certainly said that to me many times.

0:53.1

I realized that, I remember the moment when I really

0:56.0

truly realized it, which was I was a Catholic school boy up until eighth grade of my life,

1:02.1

so decent amount of years. And then ninth grade is when, for those who don't know,

1:07.3

maybe not from the American education system, but also various parts of the American education system work differently.

1:13.1

Where I was, middle school started, if you were in public school, in sixth grade, up to ninth.

1:19.2

And then a high school was 10th, 11th, and 12th grade.

1:24.1

So for me, though, as a Catholic schooler, I went K to 8, and then you would switch and go 9 to 12 high school.

1:32.7

That's how it works in Massachusetts, too.

1:35.9

I think that's the normal.

1:37.1

That's usually how it works.

1:39.7

But for some reason, public schools in my area did not do that.

1:42.9

But so my parents at that point

1:45.3

were like well he can go to catholic school but it's really expensive to keep going to catholic

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