If you were the President of the United States, and you had just negotiated a tenuous ceasefire

between two nations that hate each other more than any other two nations on Earth,

one of which has a nuclear weapons program of dubious legality,

and the other of which has a nuclear weapons program of certain illegality until you blew it up three days ago. If you were that guy and you

had managed to achieve an improbable peace without escalating the war and destabilizing the region,

you would probably play it cool for a few days, right? You'd try not to rock the boat too much.

That's what you would do, because you are not Donald Trump, who instead posted this to social media.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

Bam, bam, bam, ma.

And I'm going to say.

Bomb, bomb, bomb Bambiard. Bamban, Bamban, Bamban Bamban Bambi

Bambi Bambi

Bambi Bambi

My country's got a feeling merely in the ceiling

Bambourin, bomb, bomb,

Bamburess.

Wip to a mosque, going to throw some rocks,

Tell me how you told I'mah gonna put you in a box.

Bom-Iran, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb-pom.

Bomb-Bom-Bam-Brah, ma'am, bomb.

The country's got a feeling really is the ceiling.

Bomb-Rid, bomb, bomb, bomb, my rent.

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