My head is throbbing.

I haven't felt this dehydrated since my bachelor party because it turns out that a salty,

delicious, leftist tears are a diuretic and I believe I overdid it a little bit yesterday.

The left is very, very angry.

They're tweeting all sorts of profanity at me, at other conservatives, Trump voters.

They're hysterical.

They're even more profane than usual because the new, slightly more originalist Supreme

Court majority could deal a blow to the fake constitutional right to abortion.

Well to them I say, sticks and stones may break my bones, but we're going to overturn

Roe v Wade.

We will analyze the probability of restoring constitutional governance.

In other news, racist Democrats racism finally starts to bite them back.

And then I call out Matt Walsh's globalism.

Finally the mailbag.

I'm Michael Knowles and this is the Michael Knowles show.

I can't do it anymore with the globes.

I'm sick of the globes.

I can't know more globes.

Matt Walsh is responsible for this.

This is Matt Walsh's fault.

Look, I'm not opposed to stupid stick on my show.

I actually love it.

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