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Enjoy the show! Oh, how do y'all, I'm Delbert Chilkins?

My name's Dwayne Maddox.

And you's watching Critter-getters.

We gonna get them Critters!

Oh, you're darn right, Wayne!

Oh, this week, we're hunting for something what no one's ever caught.

Legend has it, a hundred years ago a circus train derailed.

Everybody burned to death and so did the train,

so there was never a train or tracks to be found.

But according to legend, it were hauling clowns and guerrilies nature took its course

Like it does so now we're out the lookout squash That's right.

In these harewoods, terror is seven feet tall and covered in multicolored fur.

Their feet squeak!

Now the sixth sense of humor of the Lord our God is thought fit to give them an extraordinarily sensitive and boldest red nose.

So night times I'll turn down to smell you coming and light out.

We got get up with and up and find out where they're nesting and shoot them!

That's right. They say no catch and release them. We can't afford no radio callers,

so we're gonna hit them with a 30 a six tracking dart if you know what I mean it's a bullet

Tagged it bag

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