You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at there.

People are stupid.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hello.

So I have two of my three boys here, which is great. Ry, say hello. How are we doing? You got to talk into the mic, guys. How are we doing? We're good. Sucking my worthers. Sucking your. There's a penis joke to be made there. I also feel horrible from all that cake. Yeah, I really don't feel well. We gain all the way back. Like I really,

my stomach's all bloated.

I get, like where my stomach literally, you know, you know those little black kids in like the, where you go? Africa. Like when you're watching, like, save Darfur videos, you know, and it's like their bellies are distended. That's how my stomach gets when I have one slice of bread.

So I'm truly living that lifestyle that they are.

Well, you also...

I have just as hard of a life as the kids in Darfur. What's the Darfur? Darfur, you know, remember? There was that whole campaign when I was like 10. Save Darfur. Save Darfur. Coney, 2012? Yeah, it was, but it was even bigger than that. Coney 2012, that was crazy. Yeah. And then the guy was arrested for peeing in the...

No, he... Coney 2012? Yeah, but it was even bigger than that.

Coney 2012,

that was crazy.

Yeah.

And then the guy was arrested for peeing in the,

no,

he, like,

jumped on a car naked. I have no idea what he was talking about. He was peeing in public in New York. Yeah, I feel like we gained me. He's running around L.A., but naked. What do we do to lose the weight now?

...