Ep 174: Robert Smigel & Justin Willman [Magical Comedy]
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2024
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're rolling. Let me tell you something. These Levine cookies have you |
| 0:09.2 | had these Levine Bakery cookies? No. Vane, no. |
| 0:12.6 | I mean, pull up a picture what these look like, Matt. |
| 0:14.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:15.3 | Sounds little too high pollutant for me. |
| 0:17.1 | No, no, dude, I mean, yeah, they're like fancy cookies |
| 0:19.6 | that you're waiting line for it. |
| 0:20.4 | And I'm not gonna wait in line line but my girlfriend postmates him. |
| 0:24.0 | So it's like this is what girlfriends do. |
| 0:26.0 | They just fucking take they they're able to have two bites and move on and they order like 14 cookies and I'm |
| 0:31.6 | oh cool I'm the one with no willpower I'm gonna eat all of these yeah yeah but the |
| 0:35.4 | oatmeal cookies and these are like fucking scones. |
| 0:38.0 | Oh it's too much it's all bread it's just a block but it tastes great |
| 0:42.1 | yeah and the oatmeal one is not too sweet. |
| 0:44.0 | It's like the dude, oh my god, look at this, it's porn. |
| 0:47.0 | You're gonna come when you eat these. |
| 0:49.0 | Oh, man. |
| 0:50.0 | But they're like the oatmeal ones are on another level because I love oatmeal cookies, but they make them too sweet sometimes. |
| 0:56.4 | Yeah, that's true. The subtlety is the key to the oatmeal. But the oatmeal raisin is the transgender of chocolate chip because I've always... |
| 1:04.4 | They surprise you with the raisin? Yes, yeah, with nuts. But I've been fooled too |
| 1:09.9 | many times. We're like, hey a chocolate chip because it's got the the brown you know chip but it's a raisin yeah yeah but that looks amazing |
| 1:17.4 | Jesus I got to say they're excellent and so then we're in Texas I did a corporate there and then we were there for I stayed for the memorial of her friend. |
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