Ep. 174 BILLIE EILISH | MEMORIAL DAY

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Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Ray and Lucie discuss an avant garde Memorial Day tribute, Billie Eilish vs Taylor Swift, and much more.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to comp.
0:20.7	Hello. Well, Comp. Hello.
0:21.7	Hello, Lucy.
0:22.6	Hi, how are you?
0:24.4	Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
0:26.5	Happy Memorial Day weekend to all the troops who have perished.
0:33.3	Is that the way to put it?
0:35.8	That's a respectful way.
0:39.4	Who's falling in the field?
0:42.7	You have to go in the field of battle, right?
0:46.0	You don't get to come home, like the guy from Save it, Private Ryan, and be like,
0:47.5	was I a good man?
0:49.0	And then, like, and then you have a heart attack.
0:51.1	And then, like, you know, on the toilet,
0:53.7	and your wife finds you.
0:55.7	And then it's like, well, put them in the Memorial Day records.
0:59.0	Right?
0:59.4	I don't think that counts.
1:00.6	You have to go in battle.
1:03.9	I think you're still a veteran if you, if you die on the toilet.
1:07.4	You're a veteran, but I don't think you'd be only Memorial Day counts for you.
1:12.0	Memorial Day is for the past. Right. You're a veteran, but I think you're only Memorial Day counts for you. Memorial Day is for the past.
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