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Good Ranchers.com and use Mycode Ben for up to 25% off. That's Good Ranchers.com, promo code Ben today. Leave us alone. Leave us alone. We want privacy. We want privacy. We want privacy. Okay. So, as it turns out, South Park was right. Yet again, Megan Markle and Prince Harry, it is astonishing how they chase after cameras while claiming that they are

attempting to run away from cameras. The latest iteration of this story is that Megan Markle and

Prince Harry are now claiming that they were involved in a near fatal paparazzi chase in New York City.

Now, this is all part and parcel of the broader narrative that has been presented by Prince Harry

and Megan Markle. Prince Harry says that he is able to be sort of in a bimbo idiot near-do-well who

abandons all-family loyalty because the paparazzi killed Princess Die. If you read his memoir,

this is his claim, is that Princess Die didn't actually, she wasn't killed by the the driver of limousine in which she was riding, who was traveling at a high rate of speed through a tunnel.

No, what actually happened is that the paparazzi caused his mom to be killed and he himself has been victimized by the paparazzi and his whole life is about how the paparazzi have victimized.

And meanwhile, Megan Markle has been cosplaying as Princess Diana in a wide variety of settings. She's wearing outfits that are extremely similar to Princess Diana. At the end of Prince Harry's book, she goes to Princess Diana's grave. It's all very strange. Well, now they're taking this to the next step because they've decided that the only way that they can be perceived as victims because they are not victims they are in fact some of the least victimized people

on planet earth this is just one aspect of being a prince and then of being a second-rate actress

who marries a prince and becomes a princess and then living in california where you make

ridiculously narcissistic documentaries about yourself and then get paid by Netflix to do so,

well, now they have to regain victimhood status and attention. And the only way really to do

that is to claim that they are being brutally victimized by, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it,

the paparazzi. So according to page six, Prince Harry and Megan Markle are, quote,

extremely upset and shaken after being involved in a near catastrophic two-hour paparazzi chase

in New York City on Tuesday night. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were traveling with

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