What's up guys? Welcome back to the pod. Happy Friday. I personally feel like I am on X Games mode. Let me explain. So I have a rather cumbersome at

home pod situation. I always see all the other cute podcast girls. They've got those little stands and they sit in bed and they look so cute

And I look like a like a hunchback of Notre Dame

Sitting over my kitchen table with this enormous microphone and these

weird stringy earphones and I was lying in my bed having towel time after my shower.

And as you all know, I need at least 30 minutes of towel time post-shower.

And I was like, I simply cannot move to my table to do my job, which is lazy as fuck, but you know what, it's November.

I'll get to that later.

And I thought, what if I deconstructed the enormous microphone that Sirius XM gave me,

and I just took the little knobbin off knob and by knobbin I mean the microphone and I sat in

bed with my cats and I podcasted from there and let me tell you I feel like I just invented

the light bulb.

I genuinely cannot believe I haven't done this before

because I have my best ideas lying down.

Okay, and I am at my most articulate

when I am lying on my back in my bed.

And we'll also get to that later.

Okay, so today I want to talk about something serious,

but we'll talk about some funny stuff first to like,

you know, ease into it.

And that is STD testing because we've been talking about it

kind of vaguely on Instagram stories.

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