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Merry Christmas.

Guys, welcome to the ever-beloved Christmas special for probably podcast. One thing about me, I fucking love Christmas, dude.

Another thing about me, I love Hanukkah. I don't know much about Hanukkah. It's been a while

since I watched that Rugrats episode. But I just want to say a very merry whatever you're

celebrating. Kwanza, Hanukkah, Christmas, it's just a jolly fucking good time to be here. And every once in a while, my podcast falls right on this week. And we always talk about maybe taking Christmas off, maybe taking New Year's off. And then I just says to myself, but then when will we do the fucking Christmas special? And I'm really happy to be here. We're going to try to keep things Christmas theme, but I also just have some stuff to talk about, okay? First things first, Merry Christmas.

To me, I got my period back. And I really don't like when people talk about their periods on

social media. I'm like, leucky, you know, just kind of, I don't care, I don't need to know. I don't want to know. But I will say, having had a baby, I am very interested. Like, when I started a period, I was like, oh, I have questions for people who have also had a baby and started their period. Now, I'm going to say this out loud. And then the exact opposite. I'm going to say a couple things in this podcast. I'm going to talk about my daughter's sleep. Nope, you shouldn't do that. I'm going to talk about my period. Nope, we shouldn't do that. But here we go. It really was a bad. I was shocked. I am someone who has always had extremely, extremely, extremely bad cramps, like right before I start my period. And I am lucky in the sense

that, like, I have really miserable day before and first day. And then after that, you know, just for, I'm just bleeding. It's not really cramped city. Uh, but this came out of nowhere. It, it hit me like a ton of perks. I said, well, what the, what is this? I woke up. I said, I was actually wearing my in my Sunday's pajamas,

they were Christmas trees,

and I was like,

why is I red on this?

I was like,

oh my God,

I started my period.

Um, what the what is this i woke up i said i was actually wearing my in my sundays pajamas they were

christmas trees and i was like why is i read on this i was like oh my god i started my period um

very familiar story to claudia who said she started her i actually texted her i said um canon event

i started my period after my baby first baby in my in my sundays pajamas and blood all over them

and she was like perfect hers were the hydrangeous print. Mine was Christmas

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