Ep 173 - How Doesn’t Your Garden Grow?

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

Comedy

4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

When it comes to tending our gardens, Paula and Adam have two left thumbs. Each. So, a total of four non-green thumbs. But MSU’s Dr. Nate Walton is here to help us weed out all our bad gardening ideas. And get out your magnifying glass - it’s time for another visit to our Department of Fine Print. GUEST Dr. Nate Walton Consumer Horticulture Instructor Michigan State University’s Extension Program https://www.canr.msu.edu/people/nathaniel_walton HOUSE BAND Tim Crump from Sacramento, CA Piano Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back. There's over 2 million pounds worth of cash prizes to be won.
0:06.0	And a chance to get your hands on some epic prizes. Go on. It's your go.
0:11.0	18 plus UK ends 21st of October. Selected menu items. At may be required. May depend on winning moment.
0:18.0	See MacDoralls.co.uk.
0:20.0	The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back.
0:22.8	Play today with the Philly Cheese Stack.
0:24.7	So you can enjoy two beef patties,
0:26.4	crispy grilled onions and a melted cheddar cheese sauce.
0:29.4	Go on.
0:30.0	It's your go.
0:32.1	For 11 a.m.
0:33.1	Until the 21st of October,
0:34.4	participate in restaurants,
0:35.4	subject to availability at may be required.
0:37.2	18 plus UK, see macdruals.co.com. All right, everybody ready? Yes, Bonnie. Yeah. What was Tony Lasterd dongle? What's a dongle? That was like sounded so dirty. I know, but it isn't. It's the thing that she uses to connect her headphones. Ugh, I can't get it out of my mind.
0:57.9	Yeah, well, why put it in my mind right before I start recording?
0:59.5	Live from New York.
1:05.6	I'm happy not thinking about Tony's dongle for the entire recording session.
1:06.4	Here we go.
1:07.6	Starbeans Avenue.
1:20.1	Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California, it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.
1:22.2	Tonight, do you have a green thumb?
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