Ep 173 - Adventure! - The Badlands of Hark

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Your Goosebuds Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole read through the 1985 CYOA book The Badlands of Hark, written by R.L. Stine! This is written before Goosebumps, Fear Street, or Horrorland; what sort of sci-fi fantasy world does a younger Stine have in his soul? Turns out it's one with an endless maze. A lot of death in this hellworld of R.L.'s. Can Paul and Kevin survive and find The Nonspecific Treasure?

OFF TOPICS: Phone Cord Twirling, Beet Feudalism, Picard's robot body, Robot Hands, RoboCop, Chad's First Cousins Once Removed

Adventure begins: 14:15

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

Cover art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile)

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The We're doing the thing where you put your feet up on the desk and you run the finger, the cord through your finger over and over again.
0:35.6	What?
0:36.1	Wait, what?
0:36.7	Explain more?
0:37.4	Oh, that's like an old 70s, 80s scene.
0:39.2	You see someone put there.
0:40.6	Dude, people would, there are things that people do in movies that are so, that make them
0:44.9	things seem so romantic and beautiful.
0:47.2	And one of the things was a teenage girl talking on a corded phone and twirling the cord
0:53.2	in these ways that made it feel delicious,
0:56.1	but it was just an action.
0:57.9	I don't know what that is.
0:59.4	Did you ever do it?
1:00.2	It was pretty good.
1:01.5	Yeah, you know, actually, yeah, where you would like twirl the little coils around your finger
1:05.0	and you would like make a little, you make a little robo finger.
1:07.4	Yeah, Gen Z will never understand what it's like to have that.
1:10.1	Kids will never experience that.
1:13.5	There's a little, there's probably so many little joys over the ages of man that we've never had.
1:21.2	Yeah, like planting beats or getting beaten in the field.
1:25.9	Harvesting beats, preserving the beats, turning them into other things. Being beaten with beats preserving the beats
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