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I also want to address something that I put on Twitter yesterday. I was citing a Pat Robertson quote about how feminism causes women to kill their children and practice which craft and become lesbians and all that. And I used that to refer to soccer.

This has gone internationally viral. I have Tory members of parliament in the UK tweeting about it. All these soccer journalists around the world. We will get to that because it really brought up a few interesting points. Before we do Dollar Shave Club, I got to talk. If you want silky soft skin such as I have, then you got to use Dollar Shave Club baby. Dollar Shave Club is so good and it is my favorite razor I've ever used.

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To begin, I sent out this tweet yesterday. I know I actually must thank all of the viewers and the listeners who like soccer, which by my last count is 99.8% of them.

Because I've been on this holy G-Hot against the World Cup because I really don't like soccer. So anyway, I decided to kind of have a little fun with this and use a Pat Robertson quote, the televanjulist, the squinty-eyed guy, and substitute soccer for feminism.

So the quote from Pat Robertson is this, the feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalists, and get rid of them.

And become lesbians. So I substituted soccer and nobody got this. So I had conservative MPs in the UK tweeting all these international soccer journalists and nobody caught the reference.

And I was really shocked because every conservative should know that quote. That is one of the greatest quotes in the history of the English language and of politics.

It is so funny because it gets at this thing that I think conservatives should always play around with, which is you say a quote and then people don't know if you're kidding or not.

And maybe you're kidding, maybe you're not kidding, maybe you're just having a little fun with it, who knows. But the quote actually got me thinking because it sounds so crazy and Pat Robertson certainly says some out there things.

But on this quote, I said, I wonder if it's true. I wonder if there's any truth to it. It sounds so crazy. But let's just go through the points. The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women.

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