Mother fuckery. Mother fucker. Mother fuckeration.

Uh, stovies in Greece. Yeah, the fat man is gone. Big boy, big boy ability. I'm a fat man. Big boy Billy send these gone. So now we're gonna try and do this classic style.

Classic classic style. I guess this is in this is in classical. This is the the with the dark alliance. This is the dark alliance. This is uh, we're to bring it back to us being completely broke walking around Chinatown after you've asked me to come to lunch.

Yeah, and we couldn't settle on a restaurant for about an hour and a half of walking around. Yeah. And then Nick finally says, let's just go to this fucking place and it happens to be just the absolute worst place we could have lunch. That's right.

That is the the Nick system for finding a place to eat. Hey, you know what? It works. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Um, that's what I always say. So what's up, man? Yeah, you've got a tumor at the base of your, uh, the base of your spine. Uh-huh.

It's going to kill you. Like, hey, look, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I like, no, we should operate and take that out before it grows like Doc. I've been on this earth a long time. I think you're 21 years old.

You've been, uh, having, uh, you, I, ideations recently. What do you mean?

Been fixating on death a lot. Oh, no, I'm just fucking tired and bored.

Life's gay. Yeah. What's so boring? It is boring when you haven't had a job for four years. Yeah. It is really boring. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, I guess I'll sit down and learn the NATO alphabet. And then what is that? What's the NATO alphabet like Alfa Bravo Charlie Delta? Oh, is it called the NATO off the Fagged Gulf, homo? I thought it's old.

I thought it's old Greek. It's Fagged Greek letter. Yeah. It's not the Greek alphabet. It's the NATO alphabet. Oh, yeah. Right. They don't have the same. Sorry. Right. I know I'm stupid. Of course. Alfa Beta.

Gamma. Gamma Delta. So Gamma would be, they already fucked up. Gamma is C. Alfa Beta Charlie Delta. Okay. Alpha Beta Charlie Delta Echo Fox, Stratt.

Uh, India H.I.J. We're doing a clip show right now. Uh, the audience is favorite bits we've ever done. The alphabet bit. Oh, yeah.

I've been clamoring for that one to come back. I didn't realize that was the thing already said. We've done that. We did that. I think for about 30 minutes on an episode. The dirty 30. That's what we call it. Um, we got a poor one out for your, for your boy, dude, from Fox News Red, I John Bolton out of a job.

I think that was the last time I did that show because they don't tell you who's going to be there until it's like, you're on the way there. Uh, uh, because that show would get progressively worse. I mean, I can't, I, I can't recall. How many times did you do?

Probably like three or four. Uh, I can't recall exactly who was the first. I just tweeted at them. I was like putting me on the show. And so I didn't have any.

I remember that. And then they were like, okay. I was like, what? All right. I turned up to newscorp. No, I had no, I had no TV credits at the time. Nothing. I had no followers. How many times? How many times you do this? What did you say? Like three or four? Three or four? Yeah. Something like that. And then the first time I was on, I forget who I was on with. But it was like.

Like Joanne Noe Sushinsky. And then like cut felled. No, got fell wasn't there. Uh, you know, it's like the usual mix of like we've got Gavin McInnis and like the guy the rights of movie reviews for fucking, you know, I don't know the Nate, the button, the buttoned up gentlemen.

They did they concert the Yaleies, you know, like those fucking guys. Yeah, like libertarians. And then like I wore criminals. Yeah, I believe libertarian. Well, no, John, it was there were no war criminals the first couple of times.

And the last time I went there like ambassador John Bolton is going to be here. Who if you remember correctly, he couldn't be confirmed by Congress. Yeah. So he was just a temporary ambassador. Yeah. And they, but they kept calling him ambassador while he was there.

He was you an ambassador, right? Yeah. And it was like, you know, it's like this. Is this a comment? Is this funny? You lived in a, you know, windowless box with no mattress. Yeah. And then it's like, you know, and then he just sits there. He's not even saying anything bad. It's all just like, I'm just joshin you. It's like the nice just as befuddled moron. Did they write bits for him? No, they don't write bits for anybody. There's like writers for the show, but they writeers.

I come up with the prompts. And I had no idea because I got fucking I was going back to the green room one time. And this guy comes up to me and he was like, Hey, what's up, dude? I'm one of the writers for the show. And I was like, what?

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