Ep. 171: Who's Really Getting Punished?

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa wonder who really gets punished when we take away fun things like TV, iPads, toys and special outings? (Short answer: US!) What's so hard about this? Is it just the realization that we now have to fill that time in a different way, or is there something amiss in the way we're doling out punishments in the first place? Plus, Biz gets recognized for her efforts and Theresa gets lazy! Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is Bins. I'm a part-time working mom with a toddler's son and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:06.0	And I'm Theresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys and another on the way.
0:10.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:13.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.
0:15.8	This is One Bad Mother.
0:17.8	This week on One Bad Mother, who is really being punished.
0:25.0	Plus, Biz gets recognized and Teresa gets lazy.
0:29.0	Woo!
0:31.0	Dada da da da da da da da da.
0:33.9	Hi.
0:34.6	Hi. Hi.
0:35.6	How are you Theresa?
0:37.4	If I was really getting lazy, I just wouldn't answer you.
0:40.7	I just sit here and look at you. Like you just give me like a half response.
0:44.3	Like uh.
0:47.3	Here present.
0:49.3	Present.
0:50.3	President. So you're lazy.
0:53.0	Yeah, I mean, actually, the reality is, guys, lazy, relatively speaking, I'm amazing.
1:01.0	I do amazing shit every single fucking day, just like all the rest of you guys do we're all amazing amazing I never stop moving
1:08.3	Never like a shark. Yeah, it's like sharks. It's just unreal the amount of shit that I get done on a daily basis, you guys. And I don't have to tell you. You know, because you guys are living it too. That's right. But I have found a few ways to kind of just lower my
1:29.7	expectations. That's what we're all about. Which is great.
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