Ep 171: Ari Shaffir and Dan St. Germain - Life Of The Paddy

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Happy St. Patrick's Day 2024 you drunks! Enjoy another round with the guys tonight a bit of Tullamore Dew, Guinness and a lot of laughs. Dan St. Germain and Ari Shaffir are with us to celebrate the high holiday. Dan has a new special out now: "Dance Fatty Dance" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWafzY7HERs Ari is taping a special APRIL 26 & 27 - WASHINGTON, DC Tickets ON SALE NOW! at AriShaffir.com Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/ Mark Normand: https://marknormandcomedy.com/ Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod Bodega Cat: http://www.bodegacatspirits.com We Might Be Drunk is produced, recorded and edited by Gotham Production Studios. Head producer: Matthew Peters https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters/ If you want to start a podcast contact Hello@GothamPodcastStudio.com for a discount on services when referred by WMBD! Support the show and start the Good Habit at https://www.tryfum.com/DRUNK to save 10% off the Journey Pack today Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping with the code DRUNK at https://www.manscaped.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, hey folks, happy St. Patty's. Good to be here. We got Dan St. Germain, alcoholic. We might have a pop in a little bit.
0:15.2	Uh oh, careful. Yeah. Look at that. That's great. Is that win?
0:20.9	I should have kept my relapse going for this episode. I know yeah I'm sorry
0:24.8	that that was really insensitive. How long have you been out of rehab? About four months
0:29.6	could they tell you not to drink these but I made an exception?
0:35.0	It's right on page one of the pamphlet.
0:37.0	How many do you have to drink to get just a taste of?
0:39.0	These are zero.
0:40.0	You can't get anything.
0:41.0	This is nothing.
0:42.0	I want to try one. And I'm on an an abuse if there's any alcohol I would get like
0:44.3	about we all cheers can you pour me a smooch of that I want to see how real it is for sure just a
0:50.7	smooch I'm sure it tastes like beer right it tastes like Heine again that's enough I've never had an N. A.
0:55.6	Cheers. This is good it's pretty good for I mean it's better than like Odules for sure.
1:04.0	Oh that's good.
1:04.8	Yeah, it's not bad.
1:05.9	It tastes like a beer.
1:06.7	It's Chris, only 69 calories.
1:09.5	Guys, fucking promote, you know, I'm willing to be your spokespersonperson I love this guy passed out behind a dumpster went to rehab and he's like this is low-carb
1:20.5	We go win when he's gonna get drunk that I tell you when I was there
1:25.2	There was this one dude I guess like they found that I was a comedian and one of the guys that just started and I had just done like a thing of governors and I was having panic attacks every day I was there and he was he was pitching me new material while I was like having a panic attack and convulsing.
1:43.3	Oh, you're like, give me a drink.
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