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Ep 171 - Adventure! - Zork: The Forces of Krill

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9807 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Beware of grues, Goosebuddies! Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole check out another Choose Your Own Adventure book based off one of the first adventure games ever: Zork! This 'What-Do-I-Do-Now" Book is Zork #1: The Forces of Krill by S. Eric Meretzky. Is Krill the Ganon of this world? Would we be shaking in our +1 Boots at the mention of his lizard men if we had played the original game? It seems Krill just likes hiding in holes in the ground, which isn't that much different than Tears of the Kingdom. We also discuss how delicious 'dino damage' used to look on toys. Enjoy the episode and stay alive!

Book adventure begins: 12:00

OFF TOPICS: Daylight Savings Time, Bugs, Jurassic Park Battle Damage Toys, J. Kenji López-Alt, Bugs Part II

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
 
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

Transcript

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Everything's tired right now because of what has occurred.

0:35.0

What has been thrust upon us by the farmers.

0:38.1

Farmers stole an hour from us again.

0:40.9

Don't blame the farmers.

0:42.3

They're just trying to grow corn to steal children.

0:45.1

Yeah, wild children wander into it.

0:47.9

And so they can now be like, you're my son now.

0:49.9

You've got to work on my farm.

0:51.3

Cornfields, aka thresher traps.

0:54.3

We were just talking about how people would get lost in the corn, and you'll only find

0:59.4

them when the thresher would come out, and you'd, like, as Kevin said, a couple

1:03.0

extra teeth would be in your chowda, the corn chowda.

1:05.5

I don't.

1:05.8

Yeah.

1:07.1

I'm always saying chowda.

1:08.6

Isn't that great that, is that pipeline system from the Midwest?

1:12.4

I grew up next to a corn field, and that corn is being harvested and sent to Kevin to be put in some some milky cream soup.

1:19.7

And Kevin is busy yanking sea beast out of the ocean to put into it.

1:24.8

Yes, every insect I can find on the ocean floor putting it into my horrible chowder.

1:30.3

Too many kids get caught in my chowder is the thing.

1:33.1

Like when I'm dredging the seafloor, like there's just a lot of children trying to swim.

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