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Welcome back to another episode of probably a, and if you have kids in the car, I turn down.

Motherphi!

Podcast!

I don't know.

I just, I really feel on one, and I'm going to be completely honest with you guys within the first 30 seconds of this podcast.

Brentley left me half an hour all, and I took it, okay? And this is the first time Courtney's hearing this, and she's going to be mad at me. She's going to be mad at me. And so to counteract that, I'm really taking it back. I'm going to drink on the podcast. This is, I did get permission from Brantley, even though she didn't buy this for me.

Our other friend McKinsey bought this for me. This is a wedding gift. This is like a very cool new thing that people are doing, which is getting these, like, I don't know if you can see if you're watching this. This is like a hand-painted Vuv-Cliko, is how you say it, bottle that I got a few of these for like wedding gifts. And it's really stunning and gorgeous because you can tell they are literally hand-painted with like a couple of them have like pictures of me and James on them. This is like a beautiful monogram. And one time I made fun of James because my mom was in town. She wanted some champagne, duh, because she's Sharon Kay. And I love that about her. And James, I had asked him to get some champagne, and then he didn't. And I was like,

why didn't you do exactly what I fucking told you to do before my fucking mom comes to town? Sorry, I can tell the Adderals taking effect. And he was like, we literally have three bottles. I was like, wear. He goes, we have three bottles of nice champagne. I go, where? And he pulled these out, these hand-painted bottles. And I said, my God, you don't open

those. They stay as decoration. And he was like, why? And I was like, because they're deck,

they're not, then I thought about it. And I was like, wait, he's like, like the bottles the

decoration. It's you can, you can open them. So anyways, here we go.

I fear this is like going to actually like do that really. I'm not, you know how some people make it their whole personality that they're scared to open champagne? I'm not. But I do feel like this one's been tossed around and traveled with a lot. So I do feel like it's about to bust a wide open. Hold on. Oh, I'm scared. Okay. okay we did. I'm an adult. I'm someone's mother. Okay. I should be able to open champagne. Um, anyways, I missed that. Welcome back to probably a podcast.

This is going to be a solo like no other, except for it's going to be just like every other solo,

where I am just literally talking about everything and nothing at all. It's a gift. It's a gift.

Okay. All right. So it's been a minute day since we've had a solo podcast because I've been out here

having guests on the pod. And someone actually led with, which I don't know if I always

like put a Q&A like, what do you want to hear me talk about on the podcast? And then people sometimes are like, that's cheating. And I only say that. There's just one podcaster that posted that one time was like, it's cheating to do that. And I was like, it's really stuck in my head because I guess it's my own personal insecurity. But like, no, it's not. It's not cheating to ask the people what they want.

Why would that be cheating?

Anyways, I love her.

So I hope she doesn't listen to my podcast.

She probably doesn't.

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