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🗓️ 10 December 2016
⏱️ 111 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode sponsored by Emporium. |
0:02.4 | Emporium's three Chicago land locations combine the best arcade games, craft beer, and live events. |
0:08.6 | Check out Emporium Chicago.com slash CPS for a free drink or game tokens. |
0:15.0 | Oh good talk! |
0:19.0 | My name is Heinrich von Helshima. |
0:23.0 | And Merry Christmas! |
0:25.0 | From me! |
0:26.0 | And let me be the first welcome you to |
0:29.0 | The Krabresnacht Family Fund Place and Shopping Time Child Detention Center. |
0:35.0 | Come on in! |
0:36.8 | The West Jacksonburg Strip Hall is proud to announce the only authentic Austrian |
0:41.7 | Krompus knockedak family playplace? |
0:44.3 | Yeah, yeah! |
0:46.0 | Mom and dad can get some shopping done away from the prying eyes of their progeny |
0:50.6 | while enjoying Austrian culture at a genuine Krompusnock, featuring such authentic Austrian pastimes as |
0:58.0 | The Birch Basker rides, actual coalmiding, building toys for the good children, and getting hit with the birds |
1:07.0 | brown. |
1:08.0 | What was that last part? |
1:09.0 | But don't take mine word for it! |
1:12.0 | Are you recording this? Yeah, I want it on the record. My child was forced to make a little wooden ducky. |
1:18.0 | He was covered in cold dust and he had been whipped with a birch branch. |
1:23.0 | You should see the welt. |
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