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Cut & Retie

Ep. 170 - Back To The Future Of Fair Spanish Ladies

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Sports, Wilderness

4.9697 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

This week, "Book of Quint" author, Ryan Dacko, drops by to give whale and dolphin coloring books to your sister, we go to the end of the pulpit only to find a Hoagie and a "Jaws" shoe horn, write DiCaprio into a cinematic masterpiece featuring at least one toll booth scene, and learn our favorite hero's rot-gut moonshine recipe.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Did you also get like dolphin and whale stuff?

0:03.0

Like somebody would give me like a pack of coloring books.

0:05.0

There'd be a shark one and a dolphin and I'd instantly just be like,

0:08.0

I don't want this dolphin and whale ahead of my face.

0:11.0

And we'd go through their whales right to my sisters.

0:13.0

In four movies, I mean, just think about it.

0:15.0

In four movies, we went from the best movie by one of the greatest celebrated British actors, Robert Shaw,

0:21.2

to one of the worst movies ever by a great celebrated British actor.

0:26.2

Yeah, ironically, I think the hoagie character was the best part of Jaws for.

0:30.8

The movie happens.

0:32.0

Can I be like a toll booth guy or something in it?

0:34.3

Like, can you pull those?

0:35.4

Just like a bit, like, just like somebody drives by and I'm like working a toll booth on the island or something in it. Like, can you pull those? Just like a bit, like, just like somebody drives by and I'm like working a toll booth

0:39.7

on the island or something.

0:47.6

Come on, man.

0:48.9

Cut and retry that.

0:50.0

You know that's never going to work.

0:52.4

Good morning.

1:01.8

Friends, degenerate anglers, and people who insist hot shots part due and jury duty were far better novels than they were films.

1:45.0

And welcome to Cut and Retire, the Fishing Podcast, that's spending most of its time this winter eating lamb fries and working on a novel about four poker buddies knocking over a casino. Hey, happy Friday. You guys, I'm Joe Cermelli. And do me a favor. When this drops and the Polaroid of the week is posted on my Insta, if you know the movie I just referenced there at the end of that opener, just drop the title in the comments. Like nothing else. Just drop the title. I want to see how many of you got that one. I want to see who's paying attention. For Valentine's Day, I'm taking my wife to a cozy cabin for the weekend and letting her read the first four chapters. So there's another clue. Anyway, I am happy to report that I'm not just working on children's books about squirrels. I caught a nice trout. Did you see? Did you see my trout and me on the gram last week? The weather gods blessed us

1:51.1

with a few nice days last week. So I got out and actually stuck a nice respectable brown trout.

1:57.7

Like just one. It wasn't fire, but it felt good it felt nice small gain this time

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