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The Yard

Ep. 17 - The Yard Halloween Special

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

BOO! Haha, just kidding. It's your cool uncle here bringing you another episode of The Yard. This week the boys dress up in their spookiest attire, Slime explains why he hates compliments so much and Nick finally catches heat from the group. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome back to the yard.

0:21.2

Oh, everyone here is a very terrifying entity. We have a rich guy who hunts the

0:31.1

poor for sport. We have don't don't sell me short. See, I'm I'm I'm Batman.

0:36.0

Right. But on the inside, I'm I'm the Joker. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's okay. So maybe

0:43.5

so maybe think a little before you judge this guy comes up with costumes. And he's

0:47.8

like, he's like, I got eight in weed gummy. I got slime priests. And I was like, what

0:51.4

do you get? He's like, I'm Batman. And I was like, of course, you make yourself Batman.

0:54.5

He's like, no, no, you'll see. And it's just a cooler Batman costume. Wait. Well, what

0:59.9

do you? Oh, yeah, a Batman universe. I have a one art. I'm also a gumbee. I'm also

1:05.3

the Joker. Right. Yeah. Yeah. So much. I don't know how I got these scars. Yeah. So much

1:11.0

for the tolerant left is what you say on the back of that one. I will give him back my

1:17.6

wife. My wife. Where is my wife? My wife? Aiden. So wait, you picked these up or what

1:24.0

do we did? Okay. That's great. Yeah. I thought load we could pick them up. But Aiden's

1:27.9

costume is actually so fucking funny. Dude, I'm walking down the halls of the costume

1:34.7

store. And they're all out of the among us guy space mystery. You're gonna make me the

1:40.2

mug. Yes. That's a hot. Well, sorry. I shouldn't say among us. I was going to make you

1:45.3

suspicious space man as it was labeled. And instead, I keep walking and I find there

1:51.0

is an edible gummie costume, which you're not wearing the full thing. I'll have you

1:57.1

know. Did you bring up the other part of it? Oh, the mask. The creepy mask. The mask makes

2:01.6

you a gummy bear. The mask makes me look like the bad guy in creep. Yeah. Yeah. Or as

2:10.0

what we said earlier, it's like the clown mask from the dark night when they rob the

2:13.6

bank. Yeah. Very similar. We could like reenact the whole scene together. You know what

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