Hello. Hi John, how are you? Hi John, how are you? Hi, Merlin. Are you doing well?

Merlin, man. I gotta work on something better.

What do you recommend?

What do you think? What would you, how would you like your name sung?

It's not really, my name isn't as singable as your name.

It's like picking up...

It's like asking for a Christmas present, right?

I should come up with something.

Well, I don't know.

I mean, that...

People have tried to give me theme music.

I've always felt like the best theme music I ever had I bought a

was on tour one time and bought one of those little 99 cent keyboards in a thrift store and it had it had like 10

presets on it preset buttons like that played little themes and one of them just said Oriental.

Which of course is great.

Congratulations John, that's a new record.

And when you push...

54 seconds to ping pong.

When you pressed in the button, the keyboard, there was a little 8-bit keyboard, it just went,

da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

And so I carried that keyboard around on tour for like three weeks and every time like before I would enter a room I would just put the hold the keyboard through the door and push the button. After like a month of that how much fear that horrible

little sound would strike in someone's heart. It was so great because it was one of

...