EP. 169: My Mom Is In Jail

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	Meeting the parents is always kind of awkward, right? I don't hear what the situation is, but
0:04.6	imagine the first time that you meet your significant others' parents, it's in jail.
0:13.0	That is today in a moment in Kramer history of the show.
0:16.4	Welcome.
0:17.1	Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit
0:19.9	that I am a mama's boy.
0:21.6	You're not just any mama's boy. You're not just any mama's boy you're a certified mama's boy and this is the
0:27.4	certified mama's boy podcast. This is the certified mama's boy podcast I'm'm Steve Kramer. Thank you so much for being here.
0:34.7	If you're like, what the hell is a certified mama's boy? Well, it's me. I love my mom so freaking much. It's just crazy.
0:39.5	So we do a podcast together, three principles, live, laugh, love your mom.
0:43.6	We share our lives, we laugh a lot, and we love my mom.
0:47.6	Nancy, Nancy, my co-host, hi mom.
0:50.2	Hi, honey.
0:51.6	I want you to call us up this week if you have a name that everyone
0:57.0	butchers because I think that's really funny and I know it happens a lot.
1:03.2	Luckily my name, well my name is actually pretty confusing.
1:05.6	Somebody, you know, my first name Stephen, but I swear to God, like it only gets said
1:09.5	correctly probably once out of every five times because my mom had the audacity to name me with a pH in there
1:19.7	that doesn't even sound like Stephen so So why would they call me Stephen?
1:23.8	I seriously, I probably.
1:25.2	Yeah, I get so many Stephens, or is it, yeah,
1:27.6	Stephan, I get Stephan more than I get Stephen.
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