Welcome in, two for one drafts, Austin Gale here, the host of two for one drafts, a rookies and draft prospects podcast. I'm here with my guy, Mike runner in Cincinnati, ready to rip it up on our mail back episode during three A&C. We've got a ton of questions. If you want your question answered, go to Apple podcast, leave a five star review and drop your question in there. We are backlogged, but we will get there. If it's 2023, maybe it's 2023, but we will get there. We also have interviews with UCF's take gallon cornerback take gallon and also UCF's Richie Grant will UCF action on the mail bag episode. Let's get it.

Mike, I've been thinking a lot about the summer, you know, two for one drafts probably drops to one episode per week. It's going to be.

It's going to be just an absolutely insane summer. People are going to be vaccinated. Ohioans can get vaccinated. If you're 16 plus years old, by March 29th, we're going to get vaccines rolling. Bars are going to open up. It's going to be quite the treat. And I'm thinking about two for one drafts, the guests, man, we got to get some really good guests on. You're going to push for fricking Brady Quinn to offer his analysis on the 22 quarterback class. I don't want that. I don't want Brady Quinn's analysis half-assed analysis on just the Notre Dame guys. Okay. What I want is in the work. Don't you want? What I want?

Brady Quinn's work. I can in June. Yeah. What I want. What I want is like, I want DJ one Galilei's dad. We got to lock that up. Dave producer Dave. We got to lock it up with a hot commodity right now. We're going to get his ass. Yeah. You know, I was also thinking about the St. Browns dad. St. Browns dad thinking about a lot of guys dads. I want dads on the pot. Yeah. I want dads on the pot. But like who's dad should we get on the pot? Exactly. So I'm opening it up to the listeners. Yeah. What guess should we get? I want fun guests. You know, I want like who backed up Trevor Lawrence in high school? Like I want to want.

I want his dad, baby. I don't know. Like, I think we need fun guests on definitely send in my Twitter DMs are open. Drop it in the YouTube comments. Who the hell should we get on the pot in the summer? I want fun guests only Joe Burrows dad.

Joe Burrows coach. You do Garden Minches dad. He had some fame a little bit get Mel Kiper. Although I think he goes into hibernation over the summer. Maybe I you don't see him. Kiper's dad. Just just Kiper.

You had a story you wanted to rip off the top. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This one. It's not great. I probably shouldn't tell it. But I kind of like the story.

This is another dating story getting deeper into the the psyche here because people are saying last time I told him that like they feel bad for me about my

dating life now. I do too. It's like no, I bring this shit on myself. Like I do these dumb things that then cost me down the line. And this is one of those. If you guys roll recall my last summer, my ex girlfriend beat me up or whatever.

You guys remember when I had the black guy in the podcast. That's right. That's and so this was the first girl I started talking to after all of that madness.

Things are going well. And about a month or so in. So to preface this after all that madness happened to my ex girlfriend. I get tested for an STI STD whatever I grew up on calling STDs and it's jog my memory because of the day old Jeremiah thing. The STI thing last strength toughness intensity.

No, it was strength. Husbands and instincts. Oh, yes, that's the real STI. That's the STI. Yeah, that's the STI. We've got that space here. So I got tested negative clean never never had one money. So

Jesus. So I'm talking to this girl. And it's going well. But then it's start. I start to have this burning sensation while I pee. And it's going on for about two weeks. And I haven't told anybody. But it's legitimately

Every time I go to the bathroom, I'm saying out loud. I'm like out out out out.

Yikes. I tell my dad obviously at some point is doctor. Yeah, you have to go to the hospital. That's not like no one has just a burning sensation when you pee without something being wrong that you need to fix.

So I'm like, oh, okay, yeah, that actually makes sense. People just don't have burning piss. And so I go to the doctor. And this was the exact same point. The reason I went to the doctor is because that's when I also got pink eye.

I feel recall on the podcast last summer. Black eye pink eye. Black guy then pink eye burning stasational IP. It was a bad summer for me for you boy. And so I go there.

Go to the doctor. He's like, you know, you most likely have chlamydia. And I'm like, oh, really? I don't think so. Like that seems really far.

You're educated. He's like, he's like, there you have. Have you like has like a key? Yeah, I have, but like really one person. It will only rose one person.

So I did not think that was a possibility. But he's like, that explains the pink eye that explains the burning stasational IP.

He like convinced me so much there that he gives me the shot for four chlamydia. This might have been shot. Give me a shot convinces me to the point where I leave the hospital.

And test test before tested for UTI's UTI test cell came back negative. I leave the hospital. And I'm like, I have to tell this girl. Call her up from the parking lot of the hospital, like the dumbest man alive. And say to her, this is on a Friday night. I'm like, and she's like at dinner. And I'm like, hey, I really have something to tell you. This is where I went wrong.

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