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ποΈ 8 August 2019
β±οΈ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, oh, oh, hello everyone. What the fuck is up with your bitch asses? Yeah, to the audience that and then also to the mother fuckers in the room? |
0:12.5 | Uh, nothing. Nothing? Trying to stay cool. Yeah. You are laying in ice cubes. It's hot out. A kitty pool full of ice cubes. We can see your penis. Yeah. It's even smaller than I remember. Yeah. From the last time. Isn't it, Adam? Maybe you've just gotten much fatter. |
0:29.0 | No, no, no, I can't get fatter. Thank you. You're insatiable appetite for cock. There'd never be one big enough. No, that's not true. It's two different types of hunger. |
0:42.0 | I've gotten fatter off cock and food hunger. Nope. Not that I have cock hunger to be clear of both, but I've heard. That's how you understand the subtle nuances and the difference between it two. No. I've had it described to me in beautiful language. I'm friends with gay poets. That friends with gay poets. Uh, my only poet, poetry friends are street poets. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was just a red, violets are blue. I want to suck your cock and look. |
1:12.0 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was talking about you actually. I'm gay poet friends. Yeah. I'm a gay poet. I'm, uh, my name's Lord bot B.I. Run Lord bot B.I. Well Lord Byron, but I know Lord Byron the B.I. Oh, by. Yeah. |
1:36.0 | Wasn't he, by. Yeah. Yeah. He's all poets for gay. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like Lord Byron from my understanding of the Greek revolution of 1821. He went to Greece and had so got so much pussy and sucked so much good dick. Um, that he, he used some of his personal fortune to help us, uh, to, to throne the Turkish dogs that were that had us under their domain. That's, that's why he got his bag from poetry. I think he was rich. His name's Lord. Right. |
2:06.0 | No, you just get Lord ship. If you're, um, if your poems are gay enough, if you get night, no, you get, you're a sur if you get knighted. What? Yes. You're right, Adam. You got Nick's ass. No, Lord is like, uh, I think it's landed gentry. Yeah. Yeah. So that's rich. No, not necessarily. Dude, if you had land, it just means you own land. You can become, you can become a Duke in England now by buying a fucking one meter by one meter parcel in the UK. That's what everyone's a dude. There's websites you can go to to just get. What? |
2:36.0 | Duke ship. How much does that cost? I want to be Duke Starver. 500 bucks. |
2:43.2 | If that cost 500 bucks, I'm doing it to more today. Uh, I want to be Duke Halky is so fucking him. Yeah. Landed, it gently sucking. |
2:51.6 | Starver is how it gets sucking tits palace. That's what I'm going to call my fucking. That's what I'm going to call my palace. |
2:59.2 | And I'm going to have it. What's a good place of one of eight in England? A good place in England? Where's there's good pussy? |
3:08.6 | You know, probably there's good. Not Manchester, right? Aren't they all like fucking |
3:12.8 | No, just type dude. Don't they all have like no, they all do acid and rave. Really? I don't want that. That's not my scene. |
3:21.2 | Is Wales in England? I want a Catherine Zeta Jones pussy. |
3:25.5 | Uh, I don't think she lives there anymore. Yeah, but there's got to be girls that look like her. |
3:30.8 | They you're like, whoa, you're Welsh, but you look like you're fucking fun. I think women in Wales look like sheep. |
3:36.7 | They look like they look fat and red. Yeah, there's got to be a way to do. You know how you can become a priest and it's just |
3:43.1 | online. I'm pretty sure you could just buy. There's no chance. I mean, if that's not already a business, I would, I would, I would just be doing that. |
3:50.7 | I have a bunch of land in England and becoming a dude. Do you have to get some real oil right? |
3:55.5 | You do is you buy weight, you know, you get like a crop of, yeah, something you flip it. |
4:01.0 | If you flip it, you flip the crop. Yeah. |
4:03.7 | You know, we send, we send plays of this. |
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