EP 167: Mango Coated Tit

Coffee With Chrachel

Comedy

4.8 • 707 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Avril Lavigne is dead, avocado toast is ruining America, and we take a quiz that take Harry Potter house sorting to another level! Go to http://mylola.com and use code CWC to get 60% off your first order! Leave us a review on iTunes to help more binches join the fun! bit.ly/cwcitunes Patreon: bit.ly/CWCbinch | Merch: bit.ly/CWCmerch | Website: coffeewithchrachel.net Want to send a coffee for us to try? Send it to PO Box 61218, Seattle WA 98141

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0:00.0	New conspiracy theory.
0:10.3	I died a couple years ago and I was replaced by a cornucob.
0:13.3	That's why you are a husk of a human.
0:15.6	Yeah.
0:16.6	Yo, I'm dying at all of these memes happening right now.
0:19.9	But we'll get into the whole not my averil conspiracy theory in a moment.
0:24.7	We have a very weird list of topics this week.
0:28.1	I mean, is there ever a week when it's what you would call a normal list of topics?
0:32.6	No.
0:32.9	I don't think so.
0:33.7	What is normal here on this show?
0:35.5	But anyway, this is Coffee with Rachel.
0:37.2	I'm Rachel. I'm Chris. And anyway, this is Coffee with Rachel. I'm Rachel.
0:37.9	I'm Chris.
0:38.9	And boy, this coffee's not from Maine.
0:42.2	Oh my God.
0:43.3	We fucked up last week.
0:45.0	I don't know how we got Maine and Michigan mixed up.
0:47.7	They start with the same letter.
0:49.7	That's about it.
0:50.3	There's too many states that have an M.
0:52.9	I've realized.
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