Andrew, it's Nicholas, your only true friend who watches you and cares for you.

And that's why I have the observations.

One, it's about your live show.

Been watching you guys on Instagram the last, I don't know, three weeks, two weeks.

I've noticed a couple things.

One, I thought we had a little conversation about not having as many sit-ins, you know, not having entire band sit-in with us for two songs. I noticed, like, Mike Ganser was on stage. He wasn't even an opening band or, like, you know, I don't think he even lives in Buffalo. Like, he just showed up and you let him sit in. I'm pretty sure I saw the crowd up there playing your keyboard at one point. Like, I know COVID's over, but we still should have a delineation between the band and the people that pay money to see you. Two, it's about the podcast. You're interviewing who? Hanson today. What are Hanson? Wholesome, good Christian boys from Middle America, aka the fucking opposite of you, Brasco.

So think about what you're going to ask them.

Don't ask them about their sex life in middle school.

Guess what?

They didn't have one.

They were busy writing kids and having beautiful hair.

Don't ask them that they got pussy even after their high school.

Don't ask them about having sex at all.

Don't ask them if they ever did drugs.

They didn't.

They have a nice IPA, okay?

That's about as far as Hansen's going.

Ask them good questions about their music, okay?

They sold full records in a week than you will in your entire lifetime.

Ask them about that. Have a good day.

And now, a message from the UN for Nick Gertlock. You are a little bitch

To me

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