Hey there, listeners, welcome to the Max Fun Drive. Yes, this episode is in your feed on Monday,

March 17th, the first day of the drive. And that means it's time to go to maximum fun.org

to join to become a MaxFun member for the first time or to upgrade your existing membership.

For those of you who are new to go fact to yourself, this is the one time of year we ask

our listeners who truly love this show to help us continue making it for as little as $5 a month.

You can become a max fund member.

There are higher tiers, of course, but no matter what

level you come in at, you'll earn great gifts and our eternal gratitude for your support.

This includes listeners like the ones you'll hear in this episode, Sam and Noel, who supported

the show just like so many of you do. And to show our thanks, they're now contestants.

Poo! Beo, pooh!

Keep listening throughout the week for information on how you have a chance to be a contestant as well,

but only if you're a MaxFund member.

So go to Maximumfund.org slash join and click on the go fact to yourself box to get started right now.

Just one more note before we get started.

This was recorded in 2024.

So when we refer to this MaxFund Drive, we mean the one from last year.

Also, we were not at the Crawford or the Center for Inquiry,

so that means we were dealing with the quirks of home audio. But we think it still turned out pretty

great. So without further delay, let's kick off the Max Fun Drive. Woohoo! Are you a real no-it-all?

Do you annoy your family by shouting the answers while watching Jeopardy?

Do you drive people crazy when you start a sentence with, well, actually, well, guess what? You can go fact yourself.

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