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Okay everybody, okay settle down. I can just have your attention. My name is Tip Meebler. You can call me Tip, Tipper, Tippe or the meeb.

I am the boat navigator and your ship-based dive

master. What a ship-based dive master mean? Means I'm never going to get into the

water with you. A couple of things you need to know.

The area that we'll be diving in is rich with marine life.

Now what does that mean to you and me? It means sharks. You're going to see some sponges, maybe some crabs,

but more than anything, sharks. Hammerhead and deep ocean sharks. This is a dangerous area with beautiful predators moving through it in search of a free meal.

That's why you contacted me Torp Miplin.

Now I know what you're thinking.

Tapp? Are the sharks the only thing I have to be aware of out here?

No. There are a lot of things that aren't swimming that you need to be aware of. First and foremost if you're going to dive deep

you need to come back up slowly. Otherwise you will get nitrogen narcosis

also known as rapture of the deep, also known as the bends, also known

as tape morply.

Symptoms are extreme pain in the joints, a feeling of euphoria, also hallucinateinate you're going to a lot of people report

hallucinations of underwater temple structures or submerged cities another

thing you're going to want to look out for.

Oxygen mix on your tanks.

You have everything on your readouts.

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