Ep. 166 - The Backwards Universe

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Comedy

4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	Come in, come in, come in, and we see a butt.
0:03.3	All accounts to the ball list.
0:08.8	Every crap monster.
0:11.8	Okay.
0:12.4	I don't feel like, you know, they invented the wheel and whatever, all that shit?
0:18.2	I don't feel like the wheel was all that useful.
0:19.8	Which came first, the wheel or the egg?
0:21.6	Well, the wheel or the car, because, like, what are you doing with a wheel?
0:24.2	Stop touching my leg.
0:25.2	What do you do?
0:25.5	Stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
0:28.6	Stop, stop.
0:28.8	Stop, dude, I have a concussion.
0:32.3	You're stressing me out. My cortisol levels are spiking, and I'm going to be stuck like this forever.
0:39.2	I'm stuck in hell, and you don't know.
0:40.8	I don't even have control.
0:46.4	Caleb insisted that he didn't have a concussion for however many days.
0:50.6	Literally like two days ago, we were on the bus, and he was asking when something was,
0:52.6	and I was like, oh, it's a week from tomorrow.
0:54.2	And he was like, oh, yeah, it's four days away.
0:55.7	When were we on a bus?
0:57.2	We were going to see the movie.
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