Ep 166: Are You Garbage at Dating?

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Are You Garbage at Dating? We are too, but Dating By Blaine is here to help and we have the Are You Garbage boys to add their flavor as well. Big thanks to Blaine for joining us, check her out at: https://www.datingbyblaine.com/ Tell her you found her from We Might Be Drunk! Are You Garbage is on tour! Go grab a ticket to see the boys, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley on the road near you: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/ Mark Normand: https://marknormandcomedy.com/#schedule!loading Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod Bodega Cat: http://www.bodegacatspirits.com We Might Be Drunk is produced, recorded and edited by Gotham Production Studios. Head producer: Matthew Peters https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters/ If you want to start a podcast contact Hello@GothamPodcastStudio.com for a discount on services when referred by WMBD! Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with the code DRUNK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to We might be drunk.
0:06.0	Welcome to We Might Be Drunk.
0:08.0	Hey!
0:09.0	Special Valentine's Day Edition.
0:10.0	Look at that.
0:12.0	Matt Peters, you did it again. Very romantic he won't even have sex with his wife
0:16.3	But he'll doll this place up like he wouldn't believe this is beautiful. This is my my girl is gonna watch this and's going to be like you didn't do this shit for me.
0:24.7	I know well I gotta get you a threesome at my house.
0:27.6	Yeah. You pegged me. I'll fuck her. It'll be a whole thing. We got a great guest here, a relationship expert.
0:35.0	Blaine Anderson, thanks for joining us. Also later, we have two other potential love
0:39.8	experts that we have. That's true. We'll see. But thanks for coming. Thank you for having me. I'm excited to be here with the romantic setup.
0:47.0	Do you really good? You want a box wine? I mean why not right? All right. I've got a good box.
0:52.8	Boy, that's heavy, I forgot.
0:56.2	I used to do this for my mom when I was a kid.
0:58.3	She drank Franzia?
0:59.4	She drank Franzia in that big glass jug.
1:02.2	What was that jug? It was some Italian name.
1:05.0	Pull up the jug. You know the jug. Had the little handle?
1:08.0	Ah, Carlos something. This stuff used to give me the worst hangovers.
1:13.0	Oh it's bad.
1:15.0	Oh, really?
1:17.0	Well, I'm going to open it anyway.
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