Ep. 165: Why Don't My Kids Like This?!, plus Postpartum Peeing with Courtney Wyckoff

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa demand to know why our kids don’t like some stuff that ALL OTHER kids seem to like. Not liking pizza or coloring books seems like breaking some sort of child law and it seems particularly criminal when the things they don’t like would make it easier for the parent if they just liked it! Plus Biz is at her breaking point and naming every person in a book or car on the road for her toddler isn’t helping, Theresa has an unfortunate wildlife adventure and Courtney Wyckoff of Momma Strong comes back to talk postpartum peeing and issue us a pelvic floor challenge! Join the 5-day "Don't Be A Pisser!" challenge at http://www.mommastrong.com/pisser Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a
0:02.0	a stay-at-home mom with a toddler son and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids, because there will be swears.
0:14.4	This is one bad mother.
0:16.6	This week on One Bad Mother, why doesn't my kid like that plus business naming names
0:25.0	Theresa has a wildlife issue and we welcome about Courtney Wyckoff of Mama Strong
0:29.9	to talk postpartum peen and issue us a pelvic floor challenge.
0:34.1	Whoa!
0:36.1	Teresa, how are you?
0:38.0	Oh, I'm pretty good overall, but I had something kind of was kind of sad I guess happened over the weekend.
0:47.0	Yeah so let's see there's something funny to lead into it with, which is, yeah, which is that Simon is really into like the idea of catching like bugs and little animals.
1:05.0	But he calls them varmin's.
1:08.0	Got it.
1:09.0	Varments.
1:10.0	Varmans.
1:11.0	But not varmin's.
1:12.0	Not it's varmin. Varmans. But not varmints. Not it it's varmin. Varmons. Varmen.
1:16.1	I'm gonna catch some varmin. It's like a weird combo of vermin.
1:19.7	And yossimmon. And varmints. Exactly. It's a weird combination of it too and we don't know where he got this from.
1:26.0	But it's funny and it's great.
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