Ep 165: Ramblethon 10,000: Halloween, Hemorrhoids, and Hospital Bags

Probably a Podcast

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.3 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Happy Halloween from Probably A Podcast! In this episode, Shannon reveals this year’s costumes for herself and Daisy, shares about her 6-week postpartum appointment, and what you’ve all been waiting for: an update on her bum. She talks about the construction progress at the house and putting Daisy’s tiny footprints in the driveway. Shannon goes through her pregnancy bag to reveal what she actually used (hint: it’s 4 things). Who is returning used baby clothes to Amazon? How is Shannon's lazy bladder? What are her favorite songs to sing to Daisy? It’s a classic Shannon TMI episode, full of honesty about the happiness and challenges of new motherhood.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Introduction and Jackhammer Troubles

03:43 Halloween Plans and Costume Fiascos

05:30 Six-Week Postpartum Checkup

14:17 Baby's Hair and Skin Color

32:30 Hospital Stay and Postpartum Realities

35:39 Pelvic Floor Therapy and Postpartum Realities

36:30 Leaky Bladder and Baby Size Surprise

37:41 Emotional Moments and Singing to Baby

46:14 Hospital Bag Essentials: What I Used and Didn't Use

01:03:16 Standing Up for Myself: The Orange Juice Story

01:07:53 Final Thoughts and Farewell

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.5	Welcome back to probably a podcast.
0:07.8	If you hear anything in the background, it's actually not a baby crying.
0:11.4	It's a drill.
0:12.2	It's a jackhammer.
0:13.0	It is a literal jackhammer.
0:15.0	I work from home.
0:16.0	I podcast from home.
0:17.0	I says, do you know what?
0:17.9	I want to feel like I'm in New York City.
0:19.9	Let's get a jackhammer outside. We are finally redoing our driveway, which got absolutely smithered to smothers
0:26.5	during an ice two years ago or one year ago last year. Was last year? Anyways, everyone in the
0:32.5	neighborhood threw up an absolute ruckus and we were like, you have to, like, the builders of the
0:37.0	neighborhood because it was very clear that our concrete was all poured extremely thin and like the salt
0:41.8	on the roads when it ice, the one time it snows in Nashville, literally ever. It degraded. It
0:49.1	decomposed. It disintegrated. It. What did it do? It crumbled our driveways. Okay. And everyone had like
0:58.7	really patchy crumbled driveways. And we're like, we're not paying for this. You guys are. And they were
1:03.0	like, no, we're not. And we're like, yeah, you are. And they were like, no, we're not. And they were like,
1:07.3	no, we're not. And so we're paying for it, okay?
1:11.9	And let me tell you, this is my formal announcement that I am, in fact, quitting the podcast,
1:16.8	and I'm going into the cement business, okay?
1:18.9	I'm going to pour concrete.
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