Oh man, did you did you hear about these these texts going around that people are

posting on Twitter and Facebook and all that for the quitting like I quit type

texts? Yeah pretty based I hear I see very very very adequate for this moment in time when people are quitting on mass and stuff I you were telling me earlier you actually had some? Do you want to try to do maybe some dramatic renditions of these quitting texts?

Oh yeah, sure. So do you want to be the boss or should I be a boss? I don't think either of us wants to be a boss, but should I take?

Ooh, I don't know. Maybe we should like flip a coin or something. You know what, I'm going to take one for the team I'll be the boss and I'll get like real

mean and bossy about the boss too. Okay. Like a boss voice you know. Should I do like a

wheedling boss voice or like a tough guy boss voice.

Mm. Up to you. I feel like bosses are more weedily than tough these days.

Yeah, that's true. I'm gonna do like a whiny sort of like, yeah, why won't you come to work?

All right, sounds good.

Okay.

All right, so I start this one.

This one's from an anonymous person to my freaking boss.

So here's the boss.

Oh, please come to work at the slaughterhouse, parentheses.

We slaughter human beings.

No, it is the weekend for me.

Come here now, I don't care about your life.

I quit and I'm going to kill you.

Wow, imagine going that hard on your boss, respect.

Oh, so good.

I tell you, man, that's, that's the struggle.

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