I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

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it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone,

your comedy field guide to life. Tonight, why? Why does nobody listen to Paula Poundstone?

Is she just wrong about everything? It's possible. But maybe, just maybe, she's just not great

at convincing people she's right. Maybe she needs help closing the deal, moving the chains, winning the argument,

which is why we've got former acting solicitor general Neil Katyal on hand

to instruct us on the gentle art of persuasion.

And from persuasion to seduction, our book club is back with the first chapters of eat, pray,

love.

And speaking of love, why doesn't the Czech Republic love us anymore?

We've fallen off their podcast charts.

Our own Bonnie Burns and Tony Need a Ho are here to offer their report

on the land of the Czechs that will definitely either help us win them back

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