What's up, guys? Happy October. It is the month of orange. It is a month of candy. It is a month of pumpkin spice. I love October. I have so many Libras in my life. It is actually insane.

All of my best friends are Libras. My brothers are Libra. Both of my cats are Libras. Lucas is a Libra. Lauren is a Libra. Ashley is a Libra. It is insane. It is so many birthdays for me. I feel like everyone has one sign where they are like, I just have so many of this person in my life. Libras for me make amazing friends. They make terrible boyfriends and people to date. That is just my take for me personally. I actually quite like Libra men, but just not to date for me.

We do not mix. So I will keep them as all my besties. Do I have my Halloween costumes planned? Yes. For one to my life, I have planned ahead because every year I get upset. Well, actually not every year. One year, whenever I plan it ahead, I do it. It's amazing. And I love it. And in general, can I just say, guys, I find that to be such a tip where it's like, if you plan something ahead, it is literally, it's the best. You feel excited about it. You have it to look forward to. There's no hamming and hauling when you get there.

I mean, everything. I mean like vacations. I mean dinner. That's why I think about everything in advance. Because I'm like, then I just know it's planned. And I'm so excited about it.

Like, there's nothing I hate more than like when you're supposed to see someone. And at like 6 p.m. They're like, okay, where should we go for dinner? Couldn't be me. Would never be me. Okay. I'm a planner. Okay. Okay. So I'm not going to say what my costumes are. It's going to be a surprise. I'm sorry if that's annoying. One of them is a joint costume with Wig.

This is a big hint. I mean, you'll be able to get it. It is from a show that everybody, including me, hated, but that has really good music. So that is your hint for that.

I love Halloween. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I absolutely love those Bronx candies, not candy corn, but like the big pumpkins. Those are so good. Me and my mom love those. I will always remember that when I was little, my mom kept a bag of them hidden in her drawer. And when I found it, I ate them all.

And she was like, where the fuck did my candy go? Because we had to bring it from America because we obviously I grew up in London. And so they didn't have that specific candy.

So she would like bring it over. And she was like, did you see an entire pack of these like sugar pumpkins? I'm pretty sure they only ingredients in those Bronx pumpkins are corn syrup and sugar.

Fucking delicious. I love how they melt in your mouth. I love how they make little paste. I love it all. I really do. And yeah, I don't know. I have so many happy memories from Halloween. I really do love it as a holiday.

I know some people find it overwhelming. But for me, the mixture of extreme glam and creativity and and candy and sugar and also dressing like a slut. It's like a perfect holiday for me. I couldn't love it more.

I've always really gone like the slut route. And I'm okay with that. I don't care. I it is like in girl world, you know, I always think of that mean girls.

Um, soliloquy, but I I love it. I love to dress like a little hoback. I love to wear out the tiniest outfit I can find and just call it a costume.

Also, I really credit Halloween as the reason why I had red hair because one year I was poison ivy. And then that was like from that moment on, I was like, I really want to have red hair at one point. So it can inspire a lot of things.

I think my favorite costume that I ever was was maybe the poison ivy one because it was just so fun.

I also one year. I think I was like tender. I when I lived in San Francisco, me and all my roommates were dating apps. It was so funny. Like one was the league. One was like Christian mingle and we made all these like elaborate costumes because that was in like 2014 right when all the dating apps were starting to come out. So that was a very creative one.

One time we were all serial killers, which is really cute plan words when we were in college. So we were all a different serial and then we had like fake blood on our mouths and like fake knives, which was really cute.

But yeah, I love trick or treating. I I don't really get that many trick or treaters in my neighborhood. So I've in the past couple years gone to Brian's house because she lives in a very residential area.

I just love to hand out candy. I just think it's so cute. The kids are so excited.

And do you remember like the the intensity of the day as you were a child like it was so intense. You would like prepare for weeks and you would get your pillowcase and you know you would be so stressed about like how much candy your parents were going to let you eat and like where you go to swap with your sibling like who was going to get the biggest candy bars like it was just so intense in the most fun way possible.

And I just oh my god, I fucking love Halloween candy. It's so good. And I also love how everybody just like puts their whole dick in it like every office you go into has Halloween candy out like every little like you're renting a car. They have a bowl of Halloween candy out. I'm like, yes, this is the type of thing that we just need to have more more often because I just it's nice. It makes people feel good to have candy. So

needless to say, I am absolutely pumped for Halloween. Today, I want to talk about housewives. I just need to get it all out one place. Just my thoughts. I have a lot of thoughts because there's a lot of housewives on right now.

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