EP. 163: Saturday Night

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2020

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	Man, I hope I did not screw this whole thing up.
0:06.0	Maybe I did.
0:07.0	I don't know. Now I'm over thinking.
0:08.0	U, I'm overthinking.
0:09.0	U.S. California, the girl that I'm dating from San Diego,
0:12.0	came out this weekend right and she things were going great until Saturday night hit now
0:19.0	Is there a fighting chance?
0:20.9	Let's talk today on the show.
0:22.8	Hi, my name's Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:27.0	You're not just any mama's boy, you're a certified mama's boy.
0:32.0	And this is the certified mama's boy and this is the certified mama's boy podcast
0:35.8	Welcome to the certified mama's boy podcast I am Steve Kramer and it's a feel good
0:40.9	podcast to do with my mom we do it every single day if you're looking for a podcast to kind of keep your company as you're getting your Zoom meetings kicked off of the day, you know what I mean or that break. Maybe you're in your walk and you just wanted a little bit of company. we'd love to be that for you and let me
0:54.0	introduce you to my co-host this is my lovely mother Nancy Nancy. Hi mom.
0:57.2	Hi honey. All right let's talk about the weekend you know I told you that
1:01.0	Fridays are yesterday show was recorded on
1:03.2	Friday so it was a little out of order of how things are really going we didn't know
1:08.7	how the election was going to go we didn't know anything so I don't even know
1:11.1	if yesterday's episode sounded tone deaf to
1:13.7	I don't know I have no idea. I got no idea. But I told you I did that though because I had
1:18.4	Miss California coming in town that's she's not actually in the pageant but that's just what I call
1:22.0	her as a nickname.
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