Ep. 163 Rap For Sale

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Ray and Lucie discuss a precedent setting trial in Michigan, David Baldacci’s strange novel, and Ray’s rap aspirations.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to comp. Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good because you can never divorce me now. Why not? I mean, I wouldn't want to, but why not? But you can't divorce me now. It's just like a judge would laugh you out of court. It's true. They wouldn't allow me to leave the marriage why not
0:37.5	because I've bought you
0:38.7	an impeccable gift
0:41.5	a gift
0:45.2	not just a gift but like a way of life
0:48.1	that a judge would just say
0:50.4	like if you try to divorce me he'd say go to the hell
0:53.3	that's how the court system works he would say
0:56.5	hey lady go the hell how about that and i have to agree with them because i got you not just i got
1:04.8	you eight forks eight spoons eight dinner spoons. Four teaspoons.
1:12.6	Eight nights.
1:13.7	That's what really seals at the two different kinds of spoons.
1:16.0	Yeah, I'm not a clown.
1:18.1	I'm not a joke.
1:19.5	I'm a man.
1:21.5	And, uh,
1:21.9	big spoons.
1:22.7	Those are like,
1:23.3	you know,
1:23.6	you can,
1:24.0	you can,
1:24.2	you can stir a nice,
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