Ep. 1620 Woke Leftists Meltdown after Actress ROASTS Them in Hilarious Video!!!
Turley Talks
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🗓️ 18 May 2023
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
We’ve got woke leftists suffering yet another meltdown, this time over a video mocking and ridiculing them, and let’s just say that you Parks and Rec Ron Swanson fans are going to be very, very proud!
Highlights:
● “One of the most prominent symptoms of the woke mind virus is a sense of humor deficiency.”
● “I don’t think people are intimidated by woke zombies anymore, not after the Bud Light fiasco, that’s what it looks like to me.”
● “From the point of creativity, if you have to keep thinking which words you can use and which you can’t, then that will stifle creativity, and we will lose any real sense of cultural flourishing.”
● “While the woke left has a very hard time laughing, more and more people are indeed laughing at them! They are the true butt of all jokes; their utterly neurotic triggering is itself the object of ridicule.”
Timestamps:
[01:05] Aubrey Plaza’s ‘Wood Milk’ ad that ended up freaking out woke leftists
[05:38] Some of the crazy reactions the video got from unhinged leftists
[07:30] Why are the woke so hopelessly devoid of any sense of humor
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| 0:00.0 | Are we seeing the revitalization of conservative civilization, all over the world has been a massive backlash against globalization, its leftist leadership, and its anti-cultural liberal values, and it's just the beginning. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm Dr. Steve Turley. I believe the liberal globalist world is at its brink and a new conservative age is rising. |
| 0:27.0 | Every day, as we examine these worldwide trends, discover answers to today's toughest challenges, and together learn to live in the present, in light of even better things to come. |
| 0:39.0 | This is Turley Talks. |
| 0:41.0 | Hey gang, it's me, Dr. Steve, and we got woke leftist once again, suffering him another meltdown this time over a video mocking and ridiculing them. |
| 0:58.0 | And let's just say that you parks and wreck Ron Swanson fans out there are going to be very, very proud. |
| 1:06.0 | This is the actress and comedian Aubrey Plaza. She's perhaps best known for her role in the hit comedy sitcom Parks and Rack featuring, of course, the venerable libertarian par excellence, Ron Swanson. |
| 1:19.0 | Now Aubrey has found herself at the center of a social media storm after starring in an absolutely hilarious advertisement for milk that ended up freaking out woke leftist. |
| 1:31.0 | I'm going to play the ad for you. I mean, it's hilarious. It's called woodmilk, and then we're going to take a look at some of the crazy reactions it triggered from unhinged leftists. Roll the tape. |
| 1:45.0 | Hi, I'm Aubrey Plaza. You know me as an actress, but I'm also the co-founder of Woodmilk, the world's first and only milk made from wood. |
| 1:55.0 | Woodmilk started with a simple idea. I saw a tree and I asked myself, can I drink this? As it turns out, the answer is yes. If you make it into milk. |
| 2:09.0 | Here at Woodmilk orchards, we grow our trees the old fashioned way right out of the ground. And we're certain our eco-friendly, artisanal free range woodmilk will be the only milk you'll want to drink for the rest of your life. |
| 2:23.0 | Why? Because you're thirsty. And because you want it. Because you want that wood as your milk. Our woodmilk is bottled right here in the forest, which locks in the flavors like oak, cherry, maple, and of course mahogany. |
| 2:45.0 | And if you can't pick your favorite, that's okay. Because they all taste like wood. Now let's take a look at how woodmilk is born. Not born, exactly. More like squished into a slime that's legal to sell. |
| 2:59.0 | If a tree falls in the forest, can you make milk out of it? Now it's time to enjoy the fruits of our efforts. Not fruits, wood. |
| 3:16.0 | Got wood. Is woodmilk real? Absolutely not. Only real milk is real. Then what did I invest in? |
| 3:29.0 | All right. So as you can see there, I mean, Aubrey is trying herself as the co-founder of a fictional milk made enough from soy or from almonds or any other plant life, but rather from trees. |
| 3:43.0 | I love the line. Have you ever looked at a tree and thought, can I drink this? So she talked about all the different kinds of woodmilk you could drink from all the various types of trees, a cedar and all that. |
| 3:57.0 | Of course, it doesn't matter which one you pick. It all tastes like wood. And so why not just go with the real thing, the real milk again. It was cute. It was playful, but not if you're woke. That what you just sold there, that was considered absolutely offensive to the soy milk drinking community, which by the way I've got no qualms with. |
| 4:20.0 | And orthodox and we fast from dairy, we eat a vegan diet like a hundred days out of the year. So I drink plenty of soy milk and almond milk and the like. So just to be clear, I got no issues with non dairy milk products, but the commercial is hilarious. |
| 4:36.0 | One of the most prominent symptoms of the woke mind virus is the sense of humor deficiency. Wait until you see some of these comments on her Instagram. They're insane. But first gang, you've got to click on that link below and try for yourself the new technology behind my pillow 2.0. |
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