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Probably a Podcast

Ep 162: She’s (Almost) A Mother

Probably a Podcast

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.36.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Gurliepops! It’s the FINALE of season 7, and officially the last time you’ll hear from Shannon before she’s a MOM! In this episode, Shannon debuts her newly rearranged studio and dives into all unshared aspects of her pregnancy journey. She talks about what she’s done to prepare for baby Daisy's arrival, the black eye from her chalazion (or Charizard), and her experience having it removed. The episode is also filled with insights on pregnancy challenges, her experiences with maternity fashion, and how she’s maintained peace during the chaos of pregnancy. Shannon reveals her due date and talks about her ideal-sized family. Don’t miss this final episode, stream the Pray For Me Special, coming SOON, and we’ll see you in 6 weeks! 


TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 Welcome and Studio Update

00:52 Pregnancy Talk with Courtney

01:40 The Black Eye

03:40 Childhood Nostalgia: Pokemon and More

08:29 The Eyelid Surgery Experience

10:53 Finding an Eye Specialist

14:35 The Surgery Procedure

29:57 Pregnancy Q&A

36:24 Due Date and Birth Predictions

44:00 The Last Few Weeks

54:55 The Hiccups

01:00:56 Future Family Plans

01:05:00 Emotional Moments and Final Thoughts


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Follow Producer Courtney: https://instagram.com/whatsacourtney/

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Watch the full episode on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/probablyshannonford

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0:00.0

Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.

0:05.5

That's audible.co.uk slash wondery.

0:11.4

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:14.7

Guys, welcome, welcome, welcome to the same studio, but we've rearranged. We've rearranged some things. I think we talked about it on the podcast of Jenica. We had some ideas and they came to fruition. And let me tell you something about me. Pregnant or not, I'm going to pick up furniture. Okay, I'm going to pick it up and everyone's going to tell me not to and I'm going to do it anyways. All right. And I moved all this with myself and I know what y'all are going to say,

0:52.4

where is your husband? He was gone. And I don't have the fucking patience to wait. All right. He comes back. He says to me, why would you literally do that by yourself? I says, you know who you're married? I didn't have the patients.

0:54.7

You know who does have the patients for me,

1:29.4

which is shocking every single time that I remember it. Producer Courtney. Hello. And the crowd goes crazy. I literally love having you on. We are going to do a pregnancy part one, part two. Listen, hear me out. Hear me out. I'm going to say this. I said, surely these guys are over the pregnancy talk. Courtney said, I'm looking at all your analytics. They're actually not. They couldn't be doing better. So somehow you guys are still hanging on. And boy, I can keep talking about it. So yeah, we are going to do a possibly part one, part two, and we'll just, we'll just see.

1:35.9

But Courtney is a gym, a light, an absolute team player in a sometimes solo sport.

1:39.6

And she's coming on the podcast with me because it's hard for me to breathe.

1:40.5

I need little breaks.

1:42.3

I need little tiny breaks.

1:47.1

And she's a mama herself, okay? Yeah. That's right. So what better moderator and, you know, co-host for this endeavor than Courtney? Yeah. But I do fear that first. We must

1:54.2

talk about your eyeball. Oh my God. Okay. This is crazy because I do keep, I'm not just saying this,

2:00.0

I do keep forgetting I have it. Yesterday, that's good. That's good. If you're watching this on YouTube, I have a giant black eye. A contractor came by that's like doing work on our pantry and he walked in and he goes, what happened? And I was like, huh? He said like, what's the other guy like in a way that I didn't like pick up on plus

2:18.9

i forgot i had a broken eye i mean a black eye and i was like oh no no i've just hired you

2:25.2

i was like there's no other guys we didn't do i ended up just going with your work i love your

2:30.6

work and it's great and it's like what and i, wait, you're talking about my black eye, aren't you?

2:37.8

He was like, see.

2:39.5

I was like, right.

2:41.5

And then I was like, how do I explain in easy to comprehend English that I have a

2:47.3

caesillion chazillion.

2:48.7

I can't even fucking say this word.

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