It's time to chat some bollocks about funny tits and bum.

No topic is off a limit for these potty mouths, found mums.

So tell us all your secrets we like to share the truth

But sagg it's and Edelwards and ice cubes up your hoof no holes

But hello, hello sweetheart. How are you? I'm all right. How are you? Oh God, it is...

B-wern, B-wern-Breg-brega-b-g-b-g-a-g-gare. B-g-g-a-g-g grade, It has been a weekend of,

of, somewhat hell, comprising of a sickness bug, check, got that. Well, daughter got that first, puke, lots of puke,

very poorly child, followed very swiftly by Pynworm,

aka the dreaded bumworms,

which I discovered on the same daughter

because I've only got one,

so that would be in the phone

at the other door suddenly.

Someone else's daughter's vagina or bum, yeah, that would be weird.

And then yeah I found a worm on her so that's always fun isn't it?

Hello little woman,

I've been waiting for this moment,

Vic.

You were so smug of going, no, we've never had it.

We've never had it, but I have had it billions of times from when I was a kid. We used to get it all the time as children because there was four of us and well. I think as an adult it really changes things out.

Oh it does really.

It does, yeah.

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