Ep. 161: Two-Year-Olds Are Emotional, It Turns Out

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa discuss the emotional roller coaster that is parenting a two-year-old. Our kids are often intense, clingy, loving, and on the verge of a tantrum. It takes all our energy to stay calm in the face of the hurricane (and let's get real - plenty of times we don't stay calm, and that takes energy too)! Plus, Biz is losing her mind over Band-Aids, Theresa is losing her mind over sunscreen, and no guest this week means we have ample time to indulge in the many ways we're losing our minds over our bananas two-year-olds! You're welcome, guys! Happy 4th! We'll be back in two weeks! Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a
0:02.0	a stay-at-home mom with a toddler son and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids, because there will be swears.
0:14.4	This is one bad mother.
0:20.0	This week on one bad mother, huh, two-year-olds are emotional, aren't they?
0:24.7	Plus, Biz is stuck on a band-aid, and Theresa lays it on thick with sunscreen.
0:31.1	Woe!
0:32.1	Woo!
0:34.0	Hi, Teresa!
0:35.0	Hi, Biz, welcome back.
0:37.0	Thank you.
0:38.0	Thank you. I was in Alabama for a while.
0:41.0	How was that?
0:42.0	It was really good. Oh my God. I
0:46.0	overall it was really good but I'll save that I want to know how you are. I have
0:50.0	seen you and we're back here. I'm fine I mean it's summer which is just it just means sunscreen which is like
0:59.9	actually probably be
1:03.0	because we live in LA and sunny like most of the year
1:08.0	and my kids and I should probably be wearing sunscreen every day.
1:12.0	Anyhow, but no, summer's the only time I get around
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