Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

Hey, it's me Jesse. This week's Jordan Jesse Go was recorded live at the Monsters of Podcasting at SF Sketchfest in San Francisco.

That's a special message for that guy who emailed me and asked me why some of our episodes have laugh tracks.

This particular show we're doing, the Monsters of Podcasting show, kind of reminded me of a movie I saw recently.

Really what movie is that? The Expendables.

Sure, who did I know? The Expendables is a...

It's a movie where Dolph Lundgren plays me, Jesse Thorne.

It's a who's who of action stars from bygone eras and the current era.

You have Sylvester Stallone, heads of this cast, also contains this is important to the story.

Terry Cruz, who is a black action star, important to the story.

And like Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, who you mentioned, and I did...

Their race is irrelevant.

Yes, these are standard whites.

These are very standard whites.

You can walk down any street in America.

Yeah, you'll see a few stathams.

Sure. Watch out.

They'll kick you.

They will roundhouse you in the face as soon as look at you.

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