Good evening. I was told that this was the mid-Auto-New and Lunchinet.

Mr. Ben Carlson, you've been brought in from this congressional committee to answer questions

about HUD and how you're running it into the ground.

I don't know what you speak of. I was actually very aggressively pressed by a woman named

Otto Porter, something of that nature, regarding Oreos.

No, it was not about Oreos, it was REOs.

No, but that's what you see. That just happens when you walk into a room and you think you're

the smartest person in the room. When I walk into a room, I am actually the smartest person

in the room. Please just let me ask you a question. Have you ever replaced the brain of a chipmunk?

I have not. Then therefore you should seat your butt tucks on that chair.

Reclaiming my time. You're asking these questions about HUD.

Okay, so I'll let you know. Do you even know the basic elements of real estate?

I do. What is a condo?

A condo is a is a is a prophylactic. You put it on top of your penis in order to prevent pregnancy.

It's also a point that you should play for the ball to start.

This is not common for you. There's no time for your jokes and your shenanigans and your chakunari.

I'm being very serious when I say these things.

What is a co-op?

I take my job very seriously. It is a beautiful housing development in the Bronx, which I help develop

myself back in 1997.

You know the fundamentals of homeless.

That is absolutely false. I'm a neurosurgeon. I know everything about everything.

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