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🗓️ 5 September 2016
⏱️ 145 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right. |
0:06.8 | Keep your table tucked, you little whisper, because we are again poolside at the plaza in Las Vegas. |
0:13.7 | I don't know if we're going to leave. |
0:16.4 | Just because the fucking nine and a half hour drive home just seems too taxing. |
0:20.0 | We might just stay. |
0:21.8 | I scheduled my surgery for September 9th, which I just I fucked up so badly because I did |
0:29.3 | here drunk at the pool. |
0:30.4 | Yeah, but that Friday is fine as soon as possible. |
0:33.4 | And then I realized it's the day after fucking opening night of football Thursday night football. |
0:39.2 | And you're going to have to be like no drink, you know, eating like 10 hours before. |
0:42.2 | And I have to, I'm no, I'm going to have to stay in Tucson. |
0:44.6 | Okay. |
0:45.6 | Yeah. |
0:46.6 | And they still don't know how much it's going to cost. |
0:48.6 | Like I'm just I'm paying cash because I don't have insurance, but no one knows what |
0:52.4 | surgery cost. |
0:53.4 | Well, this, well, you have your anesthesiologist. |
0:55.9 | They charge different and then the surgery center versus the surgery. |
1:00.0 | Everyone gets paid to I go, I just bought a suburban. |
1:03.4 | They told me how much it cost before I bought it. |
1:07.1 | I get scheduling surgery that you can't tell me what I'm paying for it. |
1:10.8 | Is it six grand? |
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